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Annoying Things Part3
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
1. Act like a dog, growl at people.
2. Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
3. Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
4. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
5. Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
6. Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
7. Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
8. Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
9. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
10. Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
11. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
12. Blow your nose on your sleeve.
13. Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
14. Bring a chair along.
15. Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to yo
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JuliArt15 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2017  Student Filmographer
Welcome to deviantart :D
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Cmdshadow1 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2017
Thx
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:iconjuliart15:
JuliArt15 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2017  Student Filmographer
No problem friend :D
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Delta-SixSevenNineOh Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch :)
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